Some people have this love-hate relationship with Nollywood. We absolutely love our movie stars, but when we watch them on screen…they make grown (wo)men weep. Like what is happening right here? You’ve got a good thing going, you’re such a good actor… Please, didn’t you read this script before hopping on it? Yes, producers don’t tell what the movie will be titled before you get on set, but you should be able to smell the ‘wackness’ and shoddiness a mile away. Sigh.
Here are 40 of the most ridiculous Nollywood movie titles and why we absolutely hate them, right now:
Beyoncé & Rihanna
Omotola, how did this happen?
Mr. Shakur must be turning in his grave…
Mr. Ibu Dance Skelewu
David Adeleke, see what you’ve caused?
Omo Baba Olowo
Wild & Dirty
better be laundry services for zoo keepers
Oh? Not ‘night’ vigil?
My Virginity, My Pride
*breathes in, breathes out*
Anulika The Smelling Princess
…must be a kingdom of pigs
Must be vegetarian
King Solomon & Queen of Sheba
Hope this isn’t part of the ‘My Book of Bible Stories’, kids will have a depressing childhood
How did this happen, though?
Probably posed before a blackboard…
From Ghana with Love. Ehm, I doubt Ghanaians will love this.
…here it all begins
Most Wanted Kukere Babes
Don’t give Nigerians a trend or coined word or new dance. DON’T!
…and Don Jazzy caused this. Wait.
Don Jazzy Again
I spoke too soon.
100% Comedy Movie? Really? Ebola was comical to you?
Tinubu wants his name back
Ponmo’s trash, so?
No, I didn’t make this up… Check Youtube
Must be tears
You ain’t hustling me, though
If the movie ends on a sour note, your fault not mine
Angel Against Monster
Can’t make this up
Hi Lucifer. Bye Lucifer.
Here we go again
It’s scary to think of the storyline, sef
1 Million Boys
This isn’t a Fuji album art or some strip club…
Miss Touch and Follow
Must be juju…
Funke Goes to School
No, she doesn’t.
Sigh. Nollywood sure gives us that laugh when we need it… So, here win-win?
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