40 Most Ridiculous Nollywood Movie Titles…And How They Went Too Far

Some people have this love-hate relationship with Nollywood. We absolutely love our movie stars, but when we watch them on screen…they make grown (wo)men weep. Like what is happening right here? You’ve got a good thing going, you’re such a good actor… Please, didn’t you read this script before hopping on it? Yes, producers don’t tell what the movie will be titled before you get on set, but you should be able to smell the ‘wackness’ and shoddiness a mile away. Sigh.

Here are 40 of the most ridiculous Nollywood movie titles and why we absolutely hate them, right now:

Beyoncé & Rihanna

Omotola, how did this happen?

Igwe 2pac

Mr. Shakur must be turning in his grave…

Mr. Ibu Dance Skelewu

David Adeleke, see what you’ve caused?

Skelewu Babes

Sigh…

Omo Baba Olowo

…not again

Wild & Dirty

better be laundry services for zoo keepers

Friday Night

Oh? Not ‘night’ vigil?

My Virginity, My Pride

*breathes in, breathes out*

Anulika The Smelling Princess

…must be a kingdom of pigs

Impotent Alhaji

…ok?

Mama Ginja

Must be vegetarian

King Solomon & Queen of Sheba

Hope this isn’t part of the ‘My Book of Bible Stories’, kids will have a depressing childhood

Omoge Shoki

How sway?

Facebook Love

How did this happen, though?

Wrong Selfie

Probably posed before a blackboard…

Azonto Babes

From Ghana with Love. Ehm, I doubt Ghanaians will love this.

Twitter Babes

…here it all begins

Blackberry Babes

Hummer Babes

…and

Limpopo Babes

…and

Most Wanted Kukere Babes

Don’t give Nigerians a trend or coined word or new dance. DON’T!

Dorobucci Girls

…and Don Jazzy caused this. Wait.

Don Jazzy Again

I spoke too soon.

Ebola

100% Comedy Movie? Really? Ebola was comical to you?

Lady Gaga

…sigh

Rihanat

Just can’t.

Jagaban

Tinubu wants his name back

Ponmo Ijebu

Ponmo’s trash, so?

Durosoke

No, I didn’t make this up… Check Youtube

Akpako Master

Must be tears

Nollywood Hustlers

You ain’t hustling me, though

Sweet Kokoma

If the movie ends on a sour note, your fault not mine

Angel Against Monster

Can’t make this up

Occultic Angels

Hi Lucifer. Bye Lucifer.

Azonto Goddess

Here we go again

Azonto Ghost

It’s scary to think of the storyline, sef

T Money

Alright?

1 Million Boys

 

This isn’t a Fuji album art or some strip club…

Miss Touch and Follow

 

Must be juju…

Funke Goes to School

No, she doesn’t.

 

Sigh. Nollywood sure gives us that laugh when we need it… So, here win-win?

 

See Also: 10 Nigerian Celebs With The Most Ridiculous Accents

 

 

 

 

 

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