Some people have this love-hate relationship with Nollywood. We absolutely love our movie stars, but when we watch them on screen…they make grown (wo)men weep. Like what is happening right here? You’ve got a good thing going, you’re such a good actor… Please, didn’t you read this script before hopping on it? Yes, producers don’t tell what the movie will be titled before you get on set, but you should be able to smell the ‘wackness’ and shoddiness a mile away. Sigh.
Here are 40 of the most ridiculous Nollywood movie titles and why we absolutely hate them, right now:
Beyoncé & Rihanna
Omotola, how did this happen?
Igwe 2pac
Mr. Shakur must be turning in his grave…
Mr. Ibu Dance Skelewu
David Adeleke, see what you’ve caused?
Skelewu Babes
Sigh…
Omo Baba Olowo
…not again
Wild & Dirty
better be laundry services for zoo keepers
Friday Night
Oh? Not ‘night’ vigil?
My Virginity, My Pride
*breathes in, breathes out*
Anulika The Smelling Princess
…must be a kingdom of pigs
Impotent Alhaji
…ok?
Mama Ginja
Must be vegetarian
King Solomon & Queen of Sheba
Hope this isn’t part of the ‘My Book of Bible Stories’, kids will have a depressing childhood
Omoge Shoki
How sway?
Facebook Love
How did this happen, though?
Wrong Selfie
Probably posed before a blackboard…
Azonto Babes
From Ghana with Love. Ehm, I doubt Ghanaians will love this.
Twitter Babes
…here it all begins
Blackberry Babes
Hummer Babes
…and
Limpopo Babes
…and
Most Wanted Kukere Babes
Don’t give Nigerians a trend or coined word or new dance. DON’T!
Dorobucci Girls
…and Don Jazzy caused this. Wait.
Don Jazzy Again
I spoke too soon.
Ebola
100% Comedy Movie? Really? Ebola was comical to you?
Lady Gaga
…sigh
Rihanat
Just can’t.
Jagaban
Tinubu wants his name back
Ponmo Ijebu
Ponmo’s trash, so?
Durosoke
No, I didn’t make this up… Check Youtube
Akpako Master
Must be tears
Nollywood Hustlers
You ain’t hustling me, though
Sweet Kokoma
If the movie ends on a sour note, your fault not mine
Angel Against Monster
Can’t make this up
Occultic Angels
Hi Lucifer. Bye Lucifer.
Azonto Goddess
Here we go again
Azonto Ghost
It’s scary to think of the storyline, sef
T Money
Alright?
1 Million Boys
This isn’t a Fuji album art or some strip club…
Miss Touch and Follow
Must be juju…
Funke Goes to School
No, she doesn’t.
Sigh. Nollywood sure gives us that laugh when we need it… So, here win-win?
See Also: 10 Nigerian Celebs With The Most Ridiculous Accents
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