Good evening people! Now, I know its been a while but i had to go away on some aproko business…you know? But we back now to give you the load-down on some of what went down on Naija twitter today. So…without further ado, scroll on down!
@Debbs_Williams: Epic response! What was she expecting the boy to do?! Start singing her love song like the movies?
If u get rejected 4 a job, won't u look 4 anoda? “@misjayyy: So just bcos i said no u must go ask another girl out. Niggas are never loyal
— D (@Debbs_Williams) March 6, 2015
@Mr_Svengali: This right here…with that ‘Go and wear your slippers, I’ll wait for you’ line! Reason why so many people have trust issues today.
Pops telling me "just tell me the truth, I won't beat you" then going on to flog the hell out of me is the root of my trust issues
— Sàngo (@Mr_Svengali) March 6, 2015
@asemota: Hmmm…asked a friend about this, said it meant OLX is the new hunting ground for ‘local’ scam artists. Is this true?
Overheard conversation by a Benin boy: "Bros, na eCommerce be the new guy, I dey OLX".
If you understand what that means, be very afraid
— Victor Asemota (@asemota) March 6, 2015
U see in marriage, every question u r asked by ur wife is a trick question. Do u want dodo? Can quickly turn to Who was dat woman last year?
— Wale Gates (@walegates) March 6, 2015
@Ope_: This yab ehn…it was painful o! Like it wiped out all the previous victories Naija Twitter has had over Ghana Twitter in Bant Fest. But still we triumph, as levels go soon change.
In celebration of Ghana's Independence, the best slander a Ghanaian ever dropped. It hurt ???? pic.twitter.com/pgB6hs8Q3y
— Chibisuke (@Ope__) March 6, 2015
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